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Sunday, March 21, 2010

My Big Underwear

You know it's gonna happen sometime if you have a kid. They are going to say something totally awesome and embarrassing about you even if you're alone. Children have the happy knack of telling it like it is.

I've been waiting for it. He is three after all. I've been waiting for him to say something about my dupah, or tummy or just my over all size in general. True, it may be shrinking but I'm not kidding myself that 50 lbs shed does not make a little me.

Today my sweet little monster and I were cuddling on the couch and I needed to get up. As I am walking away he says, "Those are BIG underwear! That's so funny." and has a laughing party all his own.

If that's not enough he follows me to were I am going and tells me he likes them. Suuuuuuuuuuure.

So I say, "Dude, they're not big they're MEDIUM" trying to preserve some sense of personal....what's the word....


-OH DANG! I have a kid, whatever the word is I DON'T HAVE IT! lol

For all my BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG underwear needs!


Ticia said...

Oh wow, at least you were at your house when he did this.
My boys, back when they were first learning to talk, loved popcorn, but couldn't say it. So, we were in a crowded downtown when they spotted their much loved popcorn, and started yelling at the top of their lungs "PORN! I want PORN!," so I tried to calm them and explain they would get popcorn soon, to no effect.

Daisygirl said...

It is true what they say kids say the darndest things!
He is just so dang cute though how can you not laugh!

Alicia said...

You're realllllly lucky it was just at home. Recently in a store changing room Blu saw me taking off my pants (to try on a skirt) and my shy guy starts saying VERY loudly "mama going potty!! Mama go peepee!!" and I just just started going "no!! Nooo! I'm not going potty!! Let it be known that I am NOT going potty!!!!" while gently telling him I was just changing my pants. Needless to say anyone, especially my bff shopping buddy, nearby were laughing!!

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