I started the day out like any other, just checking my email then my life changed thanks to SPAM mail!
I learned that If I “can’t make her happy” I can “grow 1 inch per week!” SWEET! And that’s BEFORE my penis enlargement!! Which I am getting from the place that drew me in by their line, “not only can you make your tool look bigger, you can actually make it bigger.” I trust them.
To pay for it I got “pre approved for a MasterCard” and won a “Microsoft prize” of somewhere in the billions of dollars range. I think it’s just wonderful how giving Bill Gates is that he would give me so so much money! I am also the “beneficiary of $50 million” from who knows who. Pretty awesome!
After my surgery I get to go to the “Caribbean” for the “sweepstakes” I won to relax and meet up with “Arturo” who “wants to get kinky with me.”
But my life is not without problems. “Tiento Bonito” got mad at me because I forgot I was supposed to “meet up him last night.” I totally get around!
I also got about 6 emails from people all over the world who are in dire need of all of my new money because of major tragedies who I don't know. I just have to transfer them each about a million dollars hopefully they will leave me alone.
But screw them all because in the end I am going to talk to “Mary” about the “adoption of her puppies.” Plus I am starting the “Acai Berry Diet” which I KNOW is going to be the one to work for me.
My life ROCKS! Don't be jealous.
Thank you SPAMers of the world for making my life awesome!
Quotes are all from my SPAM mail.
What was your SPAMalot day like?
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