Yes, I drive a minivan. Yes, I have one child. Got a problem with that? Seems some people do.
What can I say? I dig the mommy car. For me it as like a right of passage, a privilage....a way to be taken seriously since i look 10 years younger than I am...And hey, size matters.
Actually what sealed the deal for me was the automatic sliding door. Yup. You bet! I'll drive a mommy car for that thing. It ROCKS MY WORLD! -You think I'm joking?
But really my main point, DO NOT CUT OFF THE MINIVAN DANG IT!
You know you're guilty of it...
Diving on the freeway in some traffic minivan is passing you, look like mommy car is gonna get in front of you so you SPEEEEEEEEEEEED up.. 'cuz seriously, who wants them slow mommy drivers getting in front of you? PShhhhhhhh NOT ME!
Or the lane is merging and instead of merging like a HUMAN you-MUST-SPEED-UP 'cuz ain't no way mommy's gettin in front of me!
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!
And JUST Because I drive (an AWESOME) mommy car does not mean I can't drive...let me tell you...
And just because I drive a mommy car does NOT mean I'd have been better off riding a snail.
OK So maybe I experience a bit of Road Rage, whatever DON'T CUT ME OFF PEEPS! That all I'm sayin.
'Cuz if Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't NOBODY Happy!
PS D thinks you might not get my humor, but if you've read me for a while...you know...
PPS I just drove to & from Vegas in my awesome minivan so what can I say? :)
PPPS I met some awesome bloggers in Vegas drop by and check these lady's out! Not all of them are mommy bloggers:
It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy - I HEART her!
The Young and the Relentless
Bobbi In La La Land
Parenting By Dummies
Two Fatties - BTW NOT fat! Puhleez!
And more to come!
Over the weekend...
20 hours ago